Wedding

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> > Dan, age 92, and Shelly, age 89, living in Canton, are all excited

> > about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss

> > the wedding, and on the way they pass a drugstore. Dan suggests they go

> in.

> >

> > *Dan addresses the man behind the counter: "Are you the owner?"

> >

> > The pharmacist answers, "Yes."

> >

> > *Dan: "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?"

> >

> > Pharmacist: "Of course we do."

> >

> > *Dan: "How about medicine for circulation?"

> >

> > Pharmacist: "All kinds ...."

> >

> > *Dan: "Medicine for rheumatism?"

> >

> > Pharmacist: "Definitely."

> >

> > *Dan: "How about suppositories?"

> >

> > Pharmacist: "You bet!"

> >

> > *Dan: "Medicine for



memory problems, arthritis and Alzheimer?s?"

> >

> > Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety. The works."

> >

> > *Dan: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes for

> > Parkinson's disease?"

> >

> > Pharmacist: "Absolutely."

> >

> > *Dan: "Everything for heartburn and indigestion?"

> >

> > Pharmacist: "We sure do."

> >

> > *Dan: "You sell wheelchairs and walkers and canes?"

> >

> > Pharmacist: "All speeds and sizes."

> >

> > *Dan: "Adult diapers?"

> >

> > Pharmacist: "Sure."

> >

> > **Dan: "We'd like to use this store as our Bridal Registry."