Blind Bass Pro Shop Salesperson

[Nervous Wreck]

A woman goes into Bass Pro Shop to buy a rod and reel for
her grandson's birthday. She doesn't know which one to
get so she just grabs one and goes over to the counter.

A Bass Pro Shop associate is standing there wearing dark shades.
She says, 'Excuse me, sir. Can you tell me anything
about this rod and reel?'

He says, 'Ma'am, I'm completely blind; but if you'll drop it on
the counter, I can tell you everything from the sound it makes.'
She doesn't believe him but drops it on the counter anyway.

He says, 'That's a six-foot Shakespeare graphite rod with a
Zebco 404
reel and 10-LB. test line. It's a good all around combination
and it's on sale
this week for only $20.00.

She says, 'It's amazing that you can tell all that just by the
sound
of it dropping on the counter. I'll take it!' As she opens her
purse, her
credit card drops on the floor.

'Oh, that sounds like a Master Card,' he says.

She bends down to pick it up and accidentally farts. At first
she is really
embarrassed, but then realizes there is no way the blind clerk
could
tell it was she who tooted. Being blind, he wouldn't know that
she was the
only person around.
The man rings up the sale and says, 'That'll be $34.50 please.'

The woman is totally confused by this and asks, 'Didn't you
tell me the rod and reel were on sale for $20.00? How did you
get
$34.50?'

He replies, 'Yes, Ma'am. The rod and reel is $20.00, but the
Duck
Call is $11.00 and the Bear Repellent is $3.50.'

[$parechange]