cowboy & the sheep

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cowboy & the sheep

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Cowboy walks into the bedroom carrying a sheep in
his arms and says, "Honey, this is the cow I make
love to when you have a headache."


The wife, laying in the bed reading a book, looks up
and says, "If you weren't such an idiot, you'd know
that's a sheep, not a cow."

The guy replies, "If you weren't such a bitch, you'd
realize I was talking to the sheep."
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:-o :-o :-o
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=))
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My husband thought this was hilarious! Go figure! #:-s :p
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