never argue with a women

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Never Argue with a Woman



One morning, the husband returns the boat to their lakeside
cottage after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap.


Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out.

She motors out a short distance, anchors, puts her feet up,
and begins to read her book.


The peace and solitude are magnificent.


Along comes a Fish and Game Warden in his boat.


He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'

'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')


'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her.


'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading.'


'Yes, but I see you have all the equipment.
For all I know you could start at any moment.
I'll have to take you in and write you up.'

'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault,' says the woman.

'But I haven't even touched you,' says the Game Warden.

'That's true, but you have all the equipment.
For all I know you could start at any moment.'

'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.




MORAL:
Never argue with a woman who reads.


It's likely she can also think.
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And you jhist figured this out $pare? #-o #-o
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You are assuming he got the joke and figured it out this time? =))
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I always new it, i just posted for the poor ba$tards that don't. LOL! :-o
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E_HILLMAN wrote:You are assuming he got the joke and figured it out this time? =))
No, I figured katie had to tell him, AGAIN but I didn't want to embarass him! ROFLMAO! :D :D
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Spare Change wrote:I always new it, i just posted for the poor ba$tards that don't. LOL! :-o
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LOL, I always told him whatever I thought he needed to know at the time! =)) =))
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katie wrote:LOL, I always told him whatever I thought he needed to know at the time! =)) =))
Yeah and he probably couldn't absorb too much at one time! =)) =))
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Quit pickin on me! Comb your blue hair and go south. :ymdevil:
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"Things" may have gone souf but I ain't got blue hair! :p :p
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