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Why is it when your wife becomes pregnant, all her female friends rub her tummy and say "congratulations."

But none of them rub your dick and say "well done."
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Maybe cause it was not your wang that got the job done and they know it... ROFLMAO =)) :-o :p
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Hell, thats why she got pregnant to start with. :-$
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If that were to happen you'd probably have a bunch of kids running around. All with different mothers - kinda like some pro ball players. :D

I guess it's population control. :))
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I once knew a girl that had four boys, all named Bobby. When I ask her why she named all four the same, she said,"they all got different last names".
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LOL @ all y'all! BTW.... [-( :)) :))
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