A catholic heart attack
Posted: Mon Sep 14, 2009 11:24 am
A CATHOLIC HEART ATTACK
A man
suffered a serious heart attack and had open heart bypass surgery.
He awakened from the surgery to find himself in the care of nuns at
a
Catholic Hospital . As he was recovering, a nun asked him
questions regarding how he was going to=2
0pay for his
treatment.
She asked, 'Do you have health insurance?'
He
replied in a raspy voice, 'No health insurance..'
The nun asked,
'Do you have money in the bank?'
He replied, 'No money in the
bank.'
The nun asked, 'Do you have a relative who could help
you?'
He said, 'I only have a spinster sister, who is a
nun.'
The nun became
agitated and announced loudly, 'Nuns are
not spinsters! Nuns are married to God.'
The patient
replied, 'Send the bill to my
brother-in-law.'
A man
suffered a serious heart attack and had open heart bypass surgery.
He awakened from the surgery to find himself in the care of nuns at
a
Catholic Hospital . As he was recovering, a nun asked him
questions regarding how he was going to=2
0pay for his
treatment.
She asked, 'Do you have health insurance?'
He
replied in a raspy voice, 'No health insurance..'
The nun asked,
'Do you have money in the bank?'
He replied, 'No money in the
bank.'
The nun asked, 'Do you have a relative who could help
you?'
He said, 'I only have a spinster sister, who is a
nun.'
The nun became
agitated and announced loudly, 'Nuns are
not spinsters! Nuns are married to God.'
The patient
replied, 'Send the bill to my
brother-in-law.'