A catholic heart attack

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A CATHOLIC HEART ATTACK



A man



suffered a serious heart attack and had open heart bypass surgery.



He awakened from the surgery to find himself in the care of nuns at



a

Catholic Hospital . As he was recovering, a nun asked him



questions regarding how he was going to=2

0pay for his



treatment.



She asked, 'Do you have health insurance?'



He



replied in a raspy voice, 'No health insurance..'



The nun asked,



'Do you have money in the bank?'



He replied, 'No money in the



bank.'



The nun asked, 'Do you have a relative who could help



you?'



He said, 'I only have a spinster sister, who is a



nun.'



The nun became

agitated and announced loudly, 'Nuns are



not spinsters! Nuns are married to God.'



The patient



replied, 'Send the bill to my



brother-in-law.'