Country preacher

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An old country preacher had a teenage son, and it was getting time the boy
should give some thought to choosing a profession.
Like many young men his age, the boy didn't really know what he wanted to
do, and he didn't seem too concerned about it. One day, while the boy was
away at school, his father decided to try an experiment. He went into the
boy's room and placed on his study table four objects:

1. A Bible.
2. A silver dollar.
3. A bottle of whiskey.
4. A Playboy magazine.
'I'll just hide behind the door," the old preacher said to himself. "When
he comes home from school today, I'll see which object he picks up."
"If it's the Bible, he's going to be a preacher like me, and what a
blessing that would be!
"If he picks up the dollar, he's going to be a business man, and that would
be okay, too.
"But if he picks up the bottle, he's going to be a no-good drunken bum, and
Lord, what a shame that would be.
"And worst of all if he picks up that magazine he's going to be a
skirt-chasing womanizer."
The old man waited anxiously, and soon heard his son's foot-steps as he
entered the house whistling and heading for his room. The boy tossed his
books on the bed, and as he turned to leave the room he spotted the objects
on the table. With curiosity in his eye, he walked over to inspect them.
Finally, he picked up the Bible and placed it under his arm. He picked up
the silver dollar and dropped into his pocket. He uncorked the bottle and
took a big drink, while he admired the magazine's centerfold.
"Lord have mercy," the old preacher disgustedly whispered. "He's gonna run
for Congress."