A Florida couple, both well into their 80s, goes to a sex therapist's
> office.
> The doctor asks, 'What can I do for you?'
> The man says, 'Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?'
> The doctor raises both eyebrows, but he is so amazed that such an
> elderly couple is asking for sexual advice that he agrees.
> When the couple finishes, the doctor says, 'There's absolutely nothing
> Wrong with the way you Have intercourse.'
> He thanks them for coming, he wishes them good luck, and he charges
> them $50 And he says good bye.
> The next week, the same couple returns and asks the sex therapist to
> Watch again.
> The sex therapist is a bit puzzled, but agrees.
> This happens several weeks in a row.
> The couple makes an appointment, has intercourse with no problems,
> pays The doctor, then leave.
> Finally, after 3 months of this routine, the doctor says, 'I'm sorry,
> But I have to ask.
> Just what are you trying to find out?'
> The man says, 'We're not trying to find out anything. She's Married;
> so We can't go to her house.
> I'm married; and we can't go to my house.
> The Holiday Inn charges $98.
> The Hilton charges $139.
> We do it here for $50, and Medicare pays $43 of it, leaving my net
> Cost of $7.
> SHAME ON YOU FOR LAUGHING AT THAT.....
>
>
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>
>
>
sex doctor
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