Senior chruch moment
Posted: Mon Aug 03, 2009 1:45 pm
Senior Church Moment
A preacher was explaining that he must move on to a larger
congregation that will pay him more.
There is a hush within the congregation --- no one wanted him to
leave.
Joe Smith, who owns several car dealerships in the city, stands up
And proclaims, ... 'If the Preacher stays, I will provide him with a
new Cadillac every year, and his wife with a Honda mini-van to transport
their children!'
The congregation sighs in relief, and applauds.
Sam Brown, a successful entrepreneur and investor, stands and says,
'If the Preacher will stay on here, I'll personally double his
salary, and also establish a foundation to guarantee the college education
of all his children!'
More sighs and loud applause.
Sadie Jones, age 88, stands and announces with a smile, 'If the
Preacher stays, . I will give him sex!'
There is total silence. The Preacher, blushing, asks her, 'Mrs.
Jones, whatever possessed you to say that?'
Sadie's 90-year-old husband Jake is now trying to hide, holding
his forehead with the palm of his hand, and shaking his head from side to
side, while his wife replies, 'Well, I just asked my husband how we could help, and he said,
.... 'Screw him!'
Isn't senility wonderful?
A preacher was explaining that he must move on to a larger
congregation that will pay him more.
There is a hush within the congregation --- no one wanted him to
leave.
Joe Smith, who owns several car dealerships in the city, stands up
And proclaims, ... 'If the Preacher stays, I will provide him with a
new Cadillac every year, and his wife with a Honda mini-van to transport
their children!'
The congregation sighs in relief, and applauds.
Sam Brown, a successful entrepreneur and investor, stands and says,
'If the Preacher will stay on here, I'll personally double his
salary, and also establish a foundation to guarantee the college education
of all his children!'
More sighs and loud applause.
Sadie Jones, age 88, stands and announces with a smile, 'If the
Preacher stays, . I will give him sex!'
There is total silence. The Preacher, blushing, asks her, 'Mrs.
Jones, whatever possessed you to say that?'
Sadie's 90-year-old husband Jake is now trying to hide, holding
his forehead with the palm of his hand, and shaking his head from side to
side, while his wife replies, 'Well, I just asked my husband how we could help, and he said,
.... 'Screw him!'
Isn't senility wonderful?
