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killing flys

Posted: Thu Jul 30, 2009 10:05 am
by $parechange
A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter
'What are you doing?' She asked.
'Hunting Flies' He responded.
'Oh. ! Killing any?' She asked.
'Yep, 3 males, 2 Females,' he replied.
Intrigued, she asked. 'How can you tell them apart?
He responded, '3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone.

Re: killing flys

Posted: Thu Jul 30, 2009 10:20 am
by katie
well well, jeffie, you are now a MASTER at this!! Congratulations!

(I hope there are no flies in my ointment today....)

Re: killing flys

Posted: Thu Jul 30, 2009 10:56 am
by E_
Congrats Jeff!

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Re: killing flys

Posted: Thu Jul 30, 2009 11:29 am
by $parechange
Whats my prize???? #:-s :ymapplause:

Re: killing flys

Posted: Thu Jul 30, 2009 11:41 am
by jpatton
that he put "member" instead of "bater". ;)

Re: killing flys

Posted: Thu Jul 30, 2009 12:37 pm
by Nervous Wreck
jpatton wrote:that he put "member" instead of "bater". ;)
:)) =))