New Door Greeter
Posted: Thu Jul 30, 2009 8:10 am
Subject: New Door Greeter
Jennifer a manager at Wal-Mart had the task of hiring
someone to fill a
job opening. After sorting through a stack of resumes
she found four
people who were equally qualified. Jennifer decided to
call the four in
and ask them only one question. Their answer would
determine which of them
would get the job.
The day came and as the four sat around the conference
room table,
Jennifer asked, 'What is the fastest thing you know
of?'
The first man replied, 'A THOUGHT.' It just pops into
your head. There's
no warning.
'That's very good!' replied Jennifer. 'And, now you
sir?', she asked the
second man.
'Hmmm...let me see 'A blink! It comes and goes and you
don't know that it
ever happened. A BLINK is the fastest thing I know
of.'
'Excellent!' said Jennifer. 'The blink of an eye,
that's a very popular
cliché for speed.' She then turned to the third man,
who was contemplating
his reply.
'Well, out at my dad's ranch, you step out of the
house and on the wall
there's a light switch. When you flip that switch, way
out across the
pasture the light on the barn comes on in less than an
instant. 'Yep,
TURNING ON A LIGHT is the fastest thing I can think
of'.
Jennifer was very impressed with the third answer and
thought she had
found her man. 'It 's hard to beat the speed of
light,' she said.
Turning to BUBBA, the fourth and final man, Jennifer
posed the same
question.
Old Bubba replied, 'After hearing the previous three
answers, it's obvious
to me that the fastest thing known is DIARRHEA .'
'WHAT!?' said Jennifer, stunned by the response.
'Oh sure', said BUBBA. 'You see, the other day I
wasn't feeling so good,
and I ran for the bathroom, but before I could THINK,
BLINK, or TURN ON
THE LIGHT, I had already messed in my pants..'
BUBBA is now the new greeter at a Wal-Mart near you!
You probably will think of this every time you enter a
Wal-Mart .
Jennifer a manager at Wal-Mart had the task of hiring
someone to fill a
job opening. After sorting through a stack of resumes
she found four
people who were equally qualified. Jennifer decided to
call the four in
and ask them only one question. Their answer would
determine which of them
would get the job.
The day came and as the four sat around the conference
room table,
Jennifer asked, 'What is the fastest thing you know
of?'
The first man replied, 'A THOUGHT.' It just pops into
your head. There's
no warning.
'That's very good!' replied Jennifer. 'And, now you
sir?', she asked the
second man.
'Hmmm...let me see 'A blink! It comes and goes and you
don't know that it
ever happened. A BLINK is the fastest thing I know
of.'
'Excellent!' said Jennifer. 'The blink of an eye,
that's a very popular
cliché for speed.' She then turned to the third man,
who was contemplating
his reply.
'Well, out at my dad's ranch, you step out of the
house and on the wall
there's a light switch. When you flip that switch, way
out across the
pasture the light on the barn comes on in less than an
instant. 'Yep,
TURNING ON A LIGHT is the fastest thing I can think
of'.
Jennifer was very impressed with the third answer and
thought she had
found her man. 'It 's hard to beat the speed of
light,' she said.
Turning to BUBBA, the fourth and final man, Jennifer
posed the same
question.
Old Bubba replied, 'After hearing the previous three
answers, it's obvious
to me that the fastest thing known is DIARRHEA .'
'WHAT!?' said Jennifer, stunned by the response.
'Oh sure', said BUBBA. 'You see, the other day I
wasn't feeling so good,
and I ran for the bathroom, but before I could THINK,
BLINK, or TURN ON
THE LIGHT, I had already messed in my pants..'
BUBBA is now the new greeter at a Wal-Mart near you!
You probably will think of this every time you enter a
Wal-Mart .
LOL, who would've guessed a joke like this from E?
mab 