'taters lead to lovin'

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'taters lead to lovin'

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Was at church awhile back when I overheard a guy talking to the preacher. He said," Preacher, me and my wife have been married 20 years and only had sex 3 times. Each time we had sex was only to produce a child, but last night my wife bent over to pick up a sack of taters, something came over me so I mounted her right then and there." The man then ask the preacher," are you gonna kick us out of the church?" "No, why should I"?, ask the preacher. The gentleman replied "cause they kicked us out of Krogers".
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Good one =)) =)) =)) =)) =)) =)) =)) =)) =)) =))
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