spiked punch

Have fun with some jokes. Just make sure they are not racist, topless, or too offensive. As you can see we are pretty liberal on what is allowed just don't get offended if you push the envelope and something gets deleted. ;-)

Moderators: E_, LC addict, FasterThanYou, crwky

Post Reply
User avatar
$parechange
MASTER MEMBER
Posts: 4195
Joined: Tue Oct 28, 2008 9:56 am

spiked punch

Post by $parechange »

At a party the hostess served a guest a cup of punch and told him it was spiked.
Next, she served some to a minister. “I would rather commit adultery than allow liquor to pass my lips!” he shouted.
Hearing this, the first man poured his punch back and said, “I didn’t know we had a choice!”
Top
Post Reply

Return to “Jokes and other hooey fooey”