Where do red head babies come from?

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Where do red head babies come from?

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WHERE DO RED-HEADED BABIES COME FROM?�




After their baby was born, the panicked father�went to see the Obstetrician. 'Doctor,' the man�said, 'I don't mind telling you, but I'm a little�upset because my daughter has red hair. She�
can't possibly be mine!!'�

'Nonsense,' the doctor said.�'Even though you and yourwife both have black hair, one of your ancestors may have contributed red hair to the gene pool..'

'It isn't possible,' the man insisted. 'This can't be,�our families on both sides had jet-black hair�for generations.'

'Well,' said the doctor, 'let me ask you this. How�often do you have sex??? '�


The man seemed a bit ashamed. 'I've been�working very hard for the past year.�We only�made love once or twice every few months.'

'Well, there you have it!' The doctor said�confidently.�

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'It's rust.'�
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