women & hardware

[$parechange]

Charlie was fixing a door
> > and found that he needed
> > a new hinge, so he sent his wife Mary to Home Depot. At
> > Home Depot,
> > Mary saw
> > a beautiful bathroom faucet while she was waiting for Walt,
> > the manager, to
> > finish
> > waiting on a customer. When Walt was finished, Mary
> > asked 'How
> > much for that faucet?' Walt replied,
> > 'That's pewter and it
> > costs
> > $300.' 'My goodness that sure is a lot of
> > money!' Mary
> > exclaimed. Then
> > she proceeded
> > to describe the hinge that Charlie had sent her to buy, and
> >
> > Walt went to the back room to find it. From the back
> > room Walt
> > yelled,
> > 'Mary, you wanna screw for that hinge?'
> >
> >
> > Mary replied, 'No,
> > but
> > I will for the
> > faucet.' .. ..
> >
> > This is why you can't
> > send a woman to
> > Home
> > Depot.

[katie]

> >
> > This is why you can't
> > send a woman to
> > Home
> > Depot.

He would have to throw the sink in as well.......

[E_]

you two are bad... LMAO