Great bartender

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Psychiatrists vs. Bartenders

Ever since I was a child, I've always had a fear of someone under my bed at night.
So I went to a shrink and told him . . . 'I've got problems.
Every time I go to bed I think there's somebody under it. I'm scared. I think I'm going crazy.'

'Just put yourself in my hands for one year,' said the shrink.
'Come talk to me three times a week and we should be able to get rid of those fears..'

'How much do you charge?' 'Eighty dollars per visit,' replied the
Doctor. "I'll sleep on it," I said.

Six months later the doctor met me on the street. 'Why didn't you ever come to see me about those fears
you were having?' he asked.

'Well, eighty bucks a visit three times a week for a year is an awful lot of money!
A bartender cured me for $10. I was so happy to have saved all that money that I went and bought me a new pickup!'

'Is that so!' With a bit of an attitude he said, 'and how, may I ask, did a bartender cure you?'

'He told me to cut the legs off the bed! Ain't nobody under there now!'

SCREW THOSE SHRINKS.. GO HAVE A DRINK & TALK TO YOUR BARTENDER!
Life is too short!

[E_]

Is this why you know your bartender better than your own family? LMAO!

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I think I said FY E. She will be family in about 35 days.

[E_]

LOL, Just ribbin ya!

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YEA! YEA! YEA! Whatever. you all are always on my arss. Thats cause you are all jealous of my good looks and stature.

[re3too]

Thats cause you are all jealous of my good looks and stature.

[E_]

LOL, Katie pays me to torture you.

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That I can beleive!

[katie]

LOL, Katie pays me to torture you.

Check is in the mail hon