A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter
'What are you doing?' She asked.
'Hunting Flies' He responded.
'Oh. ! Killing any?' She asked.
'Yep, 3 males, 2 Females,' he replied.
Intrigued, she asked. 'How can you tell them apart?
He responded, '3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone.
killing flys
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Re: killing flys
well well, jeffie, you are now a MASTER at this!! Congratulations!
(I hope there are no flies in my ointment today....)
(I hope there are no flies in my ointment today....)
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Re: killing flys
Congrats Jeff!
Spare Change Post subject: killing flysPosted: Thu Jul 30, 2009 10:05 am
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Re: killing flys
Whats my prize???? 
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Re: killing flys
that he put "member" instead of "bater".
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Re: killing flys
jpatton wrote:that he put "member" instead of "bater".
