testical massage

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$parechange
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Testicle therapy
Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as her ball

headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole.

The ball hit one of the men.

He immediately clasped his hands together at his groin, fell to the ground

and proceeded to roll around in agony.

The woman rushed down to the man, and immediately began to apologize.

'Please allow me to help. I'm a Physical Therapist and I know I could

relieve your pain if you'd allow me,' she told him.

'Oh, no, I'll be all right. I'll be fine in a few minutes,' the man replied.

He was in obvious agony, lying in the fetal position, still clasping his

hands there at his groin.

At her persistence, however, he finally allowed her to help.

She



gently took his hands away and laid them to the side, loosened his pants

and put her hands inside.

She administered tender and artful massage for several long moments and

asked, 'How does that feel'?

He replied: 'It feels great, but I still think my thumb's broken!'



I Must remember this the next time I go play golf !
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