SKINNY DIPPING
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>> An elderly man in Louisiana had owned a large farm for several years. He
>> had a large pond in the back.
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>> It was properly shaped for swimming, so he fixed it up nice with picnic
>> tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple, and peach trees.
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>> One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't
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>> there for a while, and look it over.
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>> He grabbed a five-gallon bucket to bring back some fruit.
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>> As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee.
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>> As he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in
>> his pond.
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>> He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end.
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>> One of the women shouted to him, 'we're not coming out until you leave!'
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>> The old man frowned, 'I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim
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>> Holding the bucket up he said, 'I'm here to feed the alligator.'
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>> Some old men can still think fast.
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Re: skinny dipping
Well....we know this one isn't about Jeffie! 
"The language of friendship is not words but meaning." (Henry David Thoreau)
Re: skinny dipping
Uh, did ya have somethin' to say, Jeffie?Spare Change wrote:
"The language of friendship is not words but meaning." (Henry David Thoreau)