Medical Conference

[Jaybird]

At a Medical Conference


An Israeli doctor said to a medical conference:

"Medicine in my country is so advanced, we can take a kidney out of one person, put it into

another and have him looking for work in six weeks!"


The German doctor stood up and said:

"Well medicine in my county is so advanced, we can take a lung out of one person and

put it into another and have him looking for work on 4 weeks"


The Russian doctor got up and said:

"My country is even more advanced, we can remove half a heart from one person, put

it into another and have them both looking for work in just 2 weeks!"

Not to be outdone,

The American doctor stood up and addressed the conference:

"Well," he said,

"My country is so far advanced in medicine, we can take an a$$hole out of

Chicago, put him in the White House , and have half the country looking for work in 24

hours!"

[katie]