There's a perfect valentine's day poem here for everybody!!
THESE ARE ENTRIES TO A WASHINGTON POST COMPETITION ASKING
> FOR A TWO-LINE RHYME, WITH THE MOST ROMANTIC FIRST LINE, AND
> THE LEAST ROMANTIC SECOND LINE:
>
> 1. My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
> Marrying you has screwed up my life.
>
> 2. I see your face when I am dreaming.
> That's why I always wake up screaming.
>
> 3. Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
> This describes everything you are not.
>
> 4. Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss,
> But I only slept with you 'cause I was pissed.
>
> 5. I thought that I could love no other
> -- that is until I met your brother.
>
> 6. Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so
> are you.
> But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar
> bowl's empty and so is your head.
>
> 7. I want to feel your sweet embrace;
> But don't take that paper bag off your face.
>
> 8. I love your smile, your face, and your eyes
> d@mn, I'm good at telling lies!
>
> 9. My love, you take my breath away.
> What have you stepped in to smell this way?
>
> 10. My feelings for you no words can tell,
> Except for maybe 'Go to hell.'
>
> 11. What inspired this amorous rhyme?
> Two parts vodka, one part lime.
