Don't Lie to Mom....

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Don't Lie to Mom....

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HAVING MOM OVER FOR DINNER

You don't even have to be a mother to enjoy this one...

Brian invited his mother over for dinner. During the course of the meal,
Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful Brian's roommate,
Jennifer, was. Brian's Mom had long been suspicious of the platonic
relationship between Brian and Jennifer, and this had only made her more
curious.

Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she
started to wonder if there was more between Brian and Jennifer than met
the eye.

Reading his mom's thoughts, Brian volunteered, 'I know what you must be
thinking, but I assure you Jennifer and I are just roommates.'

About a week later, Jennifer came to Brian saying, 'Ever since your
mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver gravy
ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?'

Brian said, 'Well, I doubt it, but I'll send her an e-mail just to be
sure. So he sat down and wrote:

__________________________________________________________


Dear Mom,

I'm not saying that you 'did' take the gravy ladle from the house, I'm not
saying that you 'did not' take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains that
one has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.

Love, Brian

__________________________________________________________


Several days later, Brian received an email back from his mother that
read:

____________________________________________________

Dear Son,

I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Jennifer, I'm not saying that you
'do not' sleep with Jennifer. But the fact remains that if Jennifer is
sleeping in her own bed, she would have found the gravy ladle by now.

Love, Mom

LESSON OF THE DAY - NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER
Even a broken clock is right twice a day ;)
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Great one! ;) =))
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Ooohh, reminds me of the shoe prints on the ceiling of my moms car... (Luckily dad found them #-o )
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haaa haaa haaa, can you get them feet up there now???? :ymdevil:
Even a broken clock is right twice a day ;)
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I didn't say they were boot prints. ;)
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E_HILLMAN wrote:I didn't say they were boot prints. ;)



;;) :ymblushing: at least you were doing the work =)) :ymdevil: =))
Even a broken clock is right twice a day ;)
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