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A Doctor was addressing a large audience:
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> "The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most
> of us sitting here, years ago. Red meat is awful. Soft drinks corrode
> your stomach lining. Chinese food is loaded with MSG. High fat diets
> can be disastrous, and none of us realizes the long- term harm caused
> by the germs in our drinking water. But there is one thing that is the
> most dangerous of all and we all have, or will, eat it. Can anyone
> here tell me what food it is that causes the most grief and suffering
> for years after eating it?" After several seconds of quiet, a
> 75-year-old man in the front row raised his hand, and softly said,
> "Wedding Cake."
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:)) =)) :)) =)) You must be so happy then that we never had one!! =)) :)) =))

(gotta love the old fockers!)
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Good one! =))
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One of the attorneys at the Elks was asked if he gambled. He said he did once 42 years ago and is still paying. :-o He must have had a wedding cake! =))
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:D ;) ;;) In my book, If you let it go on more than 5 years... you have lost all rights to solicit sympathy. #-o 8-} 8-|
Even a broken clock is right twice a day ;)
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Just remember katie that goes both ways... LMAO Now ur stuck with him... hahahahaha
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E she is so lucky to have me. We do have a good life now. :ymhug: :x :D
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I on the other hand got the best of this deal.
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E_HILLMAN wrote:Just remember katie that goes both ways... LMAO Now ur stuck with him... hahahahaha


Haaaa haaaa haaaa, yep it does. My daughter is always telling me... you married him!!! I'm still here, 33 years :ymapplause: #:-s
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Spare Change wrote:I on the other hand got the best of this deal.


Oh Big Daddy!!!! We agree on alot of things, this might as well be another one of them :ymapplause: :-* ;;)
Even a broken clock is right twice a day ;)
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Ain't love grand? :x
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OK, enough of that. Now get your butt in the car and drive me to the doctor! :-o
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Spare Change wrote:OK, enough of that. Now get your butt in the car and drive me to the doctor! :-o
(heee heee heee, Driving Miss Daisy =)) :ymdevil: :)) =)) :ymdevil: )



Why yessah, massah, (now where is that "bowing" smiley) ;)
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Spare Change wrote:Ain't love grand? :x
and divorce is many grands :D :D :D
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Here ya go!
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katie wrote:
Spare Change wrote:OK, enough of that. Now get your butt in the car and drive me to the doctor! :-o
(heee heee heee, Driving Miss Daisy =)) :ymdevil: :)) =)) :ymdevil: )



Why yessah, massah, (now where is that "bowing" smiley) ;)
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