Got this in an e-mail and thought I would share.
George Bush, Queen Elizabeth, and Vladimir Putin all die
and go to hell. While there, they spy a red phone and ask what the phone is for.
The
devil tells them it is for calling back to Earth.
Putin
asks to call Russia and talks for 5 minutes. When he is finished the devil informs him that the cost is a million dollars, so Putin writes him a check.
Next
Queen Elizabeth calls England and talks for 30 minutes. When she is finished the
devil informs her that the cost is 6 million dollars, so she writes him a check.
Finally George Bush gets his turn and talks for 4 hours.
When he is finished the devil informs him that the cost is $5.00.
When
Putin hears this he goes ballistic and asks the devil why Bush got to call the
USA so cheaply.
The
devil smiles and replies,
"Since Obama took over, the country has gone to hell, so
it's a local call."
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