Nursing home humor :)
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Nursing home humor :)
Ethel was a bit of a demon in her wheelchair, and loved to charge around the nursing home, taking corners on one wheel and getting up to maximum speed on the long corridors.
Because the poor woman was one sandwich short of a picnic the other residents tolerated her and some of them actually joined in.
One day Ethel was speeding up one corridor when a door opened and Kooky Clarence stepped out with his arm outstretched. 'STOP!,' he shouted in a firm voice. 'Have you got a license for that thing?'
Ethel fished around in her handbag and pulled out a Kit Kat wrapper
and held it up to him.
'OK' he said, and away Ethel sped down the hall.
As she took the corner near the TV lounge on one wheel, weird Harold popped out in front of her and shouted 'STOP! Have you got proof of insurance?'
Ethel dug into her handbag, pulled out a drink coaster and held it up to him.
Harold nodded and said 'On your way, Ma'am.'
As Ethel neared the final corridor, Crazy Craig stepped out in front of her,
Butt- Naked, and holding his 'You-Know- What' in his hand.
'Oh, good grief,' yelled Ethel,
'Not that d@mn Breathalyzer Test again.!!!
Because the poor woman was one sandwich short of a picnic the other residents tolerated her and some of them actually joined in.
One day Ethel was speeding up one corridor when a door opened and Kooky Clarence stepped out with his arm outstretched. 'STOP!,' he shouted in a firm voice. 'Have you got a license for that thing?'
Ethel fished around in her handbag and pulled out a Kit Kat wrapper
and held it up to him.
'OK' he said, and away Ethel sped down the hall.
As she took the corner near the TV lounge on one wheel, weird Harold popped out in front of her and shouted 'STOP! Have you got proof of insurance?'
Ethel dug into her handbag, pulled out a drink coaster and held it up to him.
Harold nodded and said 'On your way, Ma'am.'
As Ethel neared the final corridor, Crazy Craig stepped out in front of her,
Butt- Naked, and holding his 'You-Know- What' in his hand.
'Oh, good grief,' yelled Ethel,
'Not that d@mn Breathalyzer Test again.!!!
Even a broken clock is right twice a day
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Re: Nursing home humor :)
Katie has been spending too much time with $pare... LMAO
http://lakecumberlandboaters.com/forum/ ... 16&p=36493
http://lakecumberlandboaters.com/forum/ ... 16&p=36493
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Shush, poopboy! Quit pickin' on katie!
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What? I picked on myself too!
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No ya didn't! We already knew you were the PoPomeister!
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OH NO! Don't say PoPo someone will assume something... lol
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E_HILLMAN wrote:Katie has been spending too much time with $pare... LMAO
http://lakecumberlandboaters.com/forum/ ... 16&p=36493
HEY! I never even seen that post or I would have remembered it! It was, however, one of $pare's bud's that sent it to me.... shoulda known it was a "rerun".... LOL
Now like re3too said, quit pickin on me!
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Re: Nursing home humor :)
Thought I had seen that one before, good work officer Hillman. Keep em inline.
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My turn! What?E_HILLMAN wrote:OH NO! Don't say PoPo someone will assume something... lol
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Re: Nursing home humor :)
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