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Two fleas from Saskatchewan had an agreement to meet every winter in Yuma for a vacation.

Last year when one flea gets to Yuma , he's all blue, shivering and Shaking, nearly froze to death!

The other flea asks him, 'What happened to you?'

The first flea says, 'I rode down here from Regina , Saskatchewan in The mustache of a guy on a Harley.'

The other flea responds saying, 'That's the worst way to travel. Try what I do. Go to the Plains Hotel Bar in Regina . Have a few Drinks. While you are there, look for a nice snowbird, crawl up her leg and Nestle in where it's warm and cozy.

The first flea thanks the second flea and says he will give it a try Next winter.

A year goes by..... When the first flea shows up in Yuma , he is all Blue, and shivering and shaking again. Nearly froze to death.

The second flea says, 'Didn't you try what I told you?'

'Yes,' says the first flea, 'I did exactly as you said ... I went to the Plains bar. I had a few drinks. Finally, this nice young snowbird came in. I crawled right up to her Warm cozy spot. It was so nice and warm that I fell asleep immediately.

When I woke up, I was back in the mustache of the guy on the Harley.
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That isn't about RE3 is it? =))
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Run, poopboy, run for yer life! X( X(
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Could be, does she have a mustach? :)) :)) :)) :))
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Spare Change wrote:Could be, does she have a mustach? :)) :)) :)) :))
Bye, bye, Jeffie! Poof! X( :ymsmug:
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