Who in the hell is Terry?
Well Terry is the guy who gets home late one night and Sue, his wife, says, "Where the hell have you been?"
Terry replies: "I was out getting a tattoo!"
"A tattoo?" she frowned. "What kind of tattoo did you get?"
"I got a hundred dollar bill on my privates," he said proudly.
"What the hell were you thinking?" She said, shaking her head in disgust. "Why on earth would a retiree get a hundred dollar bill tattooed on his privates?"
"Well, one, I like to watch my money grow. Two, once in a while I like to play with my money. Three, I like how money feels in my hand. And, lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want."
Terry is in the hospital, room 233.
Terry's in the Hospital
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