1.
WILL THE REAL DUMMY PLEASE STAND UP?
AT&T
fired President John Walter after nine months, saying he lacked
intellectual leadership. He received a $26 million severance package.
Perhaps it's not Walter who's lacking intelligence.
2.
WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM OUR FRIENDS.
Police
in Oakland , CA , spent two hours attempting to subdue a gunman who
had barricaded himself inside his home. After firing ten tear gas
canisters, officers discovered that the man was standing beside them
in the police line, shouting, 'Please come out and give yourself
up.'
3.
WHAT WAS PLAN B???
An Illinois man, pretending to have a gun, kidnapped a motorist
and forced him to drive to two different automated teller machines,
wherein the kidnapper proceeded to withdraw money from his own bank
accounts!
4.
THE GETAWAY!
A man walked into a Topeka , Kansas Kwik Stop and asked for all
the money in the cash drawer. Apparently, the take was too small, so
he tied up the store clerk and worked the counter himself for three
hours until police showed up and grabbed him.
5.
DID I SAY THAT???
Police
in Los Angeles had good luck with a robbery suspect who just couldn't
control himself during a lineup. When detectives asked each man in the
lineup to repeat the words: 'Give me all your money or I'll shoot',
the man shouted, 'that's not what I said!'
6.
ARE WE COMMUNICATING???
A man spoke frantically into the phone: 'My wife is pregnant and
her contractions are only two minutes apart'.
'Is
this her first child?' the doctor asked. 'No!' the man shouted, 'This
is her husband!'
7.
NOT THE SHARPEST TOOL IN THE SHED!
In
Modesto , CA , Steven Richard King was arrested for trying to hold up
a Bank of America branch without a weapon. King used a thumb and a
finger to simulate a gun. Unfortunately, he failed to keep his hand in
his pocket. (hellooooooo)!
8.
THE GRAND FINALE!!!
Last
summer, down on Lake Isabella, located in the high desert an hour east
of Bakersfield, CA, some folks new to boating, were having a problem.
No matter how hard they tried, they couldn't get their brand new 22
foot boat going. It was very sluggish in almost every maneuver, no
matter how much power they applied. After about an hour of trying to
make it go, they putted into a nearby marina, thinking someone there
may be able to tell them what was wrong. A thorough topside check
revealed everything in perfect working condition. The engine ran fine,
the out-drive went up and down, and the propeller was the correct size
and pitch. So, one of the marina guys jumped in the water to check
underneath. He came up choking on water, he was laughing so
hard.
NOW
REMEMBER...THIS IS TRUE.
Under the boat, still strapped securely
in place, was the trailer!
A few funnies
Have fun with some jokes. Just make sure they are not racist, topless, or too offensive. As you can see we are pretty liberal on what is allowed just don't get offended if you push the envelope and something gets deleted. ;-)
Moderators: E_, LC addict, FasterThanYou, crwky
- $parechange
- MASTER MEMBER
- Posts: 4195
- Joined: Tue Oct 28, 2008 9:56 am
Return to “Jokes and other hooey fooey”
Jump to
- Forum News
- ↳ Welcome to the Forum!
- Lake Cumberland
- ↳ Lake Cumberland
- ↳ General Forum of Lake Cumberland
- ↳ Lost and Found
- ↳ News
- ↳ Fishing on Lake Cumberland
- ↳ Lake Cumberland Marinas
- ↳ Alligator I
- ↳ Alligator II
- ↳ Beaver Creek Marina
- ↳ Conley Bottom Resort
- ↳ Burnside Marina
- ↳ Grider Hill
- ↳ Jamestown Marina
- ↳ LeesFord
- ↳ The Harbor Bar/Grill
- ↳ London Dock
- ↳ Omega Marina
- ↳ Rowena Marina
- ↳ State Dock
- ↳ Wolf Creek Marina
- ↳ Cave Springs Marina
- ↳ Lake Cumberland Campgrounds (users section)
- ↳ Fall Creek Recreation Area
- ↳ Fishing Creek Recreation Area
- ↳ Ryan's Campground
- ↳ Waitsboro Campground and Ramp
- ↳ Cumberland Point Campground and RV Resort
- ↳ Consumer Compliments for all to see
- ↳ Consumer Complaints for all to see
- ↳ Pictures Pictures Pictures
- ↳ Lake Cumberland Area Websites / Businesses
- ↳ Camp Grounds
- ↳ Cabins and Hotels
- ↳ Suggest a new form
- ↳ Fishing and Hunting Guides / Services
- ↳ OhioNavy.com
- ↳ AMIDSHIPS Lounge
- ↳ Services Around Lake Cumberland
- ↳ Lake Cumberland Storage Units
- Dale Hollow
- ↳ Dale Hollow Forum
- ↳ General Forum of Dale Hollow
- ↳ Dale Hollow Photos
- Green River Lake
- ↳ Green River Forum
- ↳ Green River Lake News
- ↳ General Forum for Green River
- ↳ Green River Photo Section
- Ohhh Kentucky
- ↳ KY Talk
- ↳ Pictures Pictures Pictures
- Chit Chat and all that
- ↳ General Talk
- ↳ Dare we speak politics?
- ↳ Sports
- ↳ Random Pics of whatever
- ↳ Jokes and other hooey fooey
- Boater Tech Swap
- Buy Sell Tradin Spot
- ↳ Boats
- ↳ Boat Accessories
- ↳ Other
- ↳ Vehicles
- ↳ Stuff
- ↳ Job Board
- ↳ Made in America
- ↳ Boating Specific Commercial Announcements and Links
- ↳ Lake Cumberland Area Boats for Sale by Dealers
- ↳ Real Estate by Forum Members
- ↳ Private Boat Rentals (top secret)