Husband Store

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Husband Store

A store that sells new husbands has opened in New York City , where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates:


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You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!




So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads:




Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs




She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the sign reads:




Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.



'That's nice,' she thinks, 'but I want more.'




So she continues upward. The third floor sign reads:



Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking.




'Wow,' she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.




She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads:



Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help WithHousework.




'Oh, mercy me!' she exclaims, 'I can hardly stand it!'



Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads:




Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak.




She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor, where the sign reads:




Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.




PLEASE NOTE:

To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opened a New Wives store just across the street.



The first floor has wives that love sex.



T he second floor has wives that love sex and have money and like beer.




The third, fourth, fifth and sixth floors have never been visited

[re3too]

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First time Mamaw didn't have anything to say. I think she got tired going up all those stairs.

[re3too]

I thought the yawnies said it all! Guess it was too difficult for you to understand, doofus!

[Lock5]

I bet you two are a riot when yer a drinkin'

[re3too]

I bet you two are a riot when yer a drinkin'

You can thank yer lucky stars I don't drink!

[katie]

I bet you two are a riot when yer a drinkin'

You can thank yer lucky stars I don't drink!

re3too, these "pups" don't realize just how ugly things can get when you get a few "elders" drinkin together, especially when they're not "blood relatives". Yes Lock5, it can get pretty funny, but you have to be careful.... things get too loose, then the fartin 'n peein can start! That's when "all control" has been lost. God, tears come to my eyes now at some of the memories.

[E_]

things get too loose, then the fartin 'n peein can start! That's when "all control" has been lost. God, tears come to my eyes now at some of the memories.

[katie]

E, I know you are laughing so hard because you have "witnessed" this phenomenon! C'mon, tell us you love it.

[re3too]

E, I know you are laughing so hard because you have "witnessed" this phenomenon! C'mon, tell us you love it.

Also, any mention of bodily functions gits E a goin'!

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I got a picture of RE last year trying to catch Santa. Thank goodness he was able to outrun her.

[E_]

Git Her Jeff! lol

[re3too]

I got a picture of RE last year trying to catch Santa. Thank goodness he was able to outrun her.

Too bad you're too old and feeble to say the same!

[katie]

Sic'em re3!

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LOL! I just stay at home with my beautiful elf wife and play with her toys. No chasing Santa for me. Plus he likes me, instead of the same cookies and milk, I put out ham, eggs, hash browns, and toast. It usually doubles my presents

[re3too]

LOL! I just stay at home with my beautiful elf wife and play with her toys. No chasing Santa for me. Plus he likes me, instead of the same cookies and milk, I put out ham, eggs, hash browns, and toast. It usually doubles my presents

So ya figure if ya clog his arteries you're gonna inherit? Typical male illogic!

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LMAO!!!! Ok I will leave him a few Plavix, I want to be sure he comes back next year.