Broccoli Casserole

[Nervous Wreck]

Broccoli Casserole
> A woman goes to her boyfriend's parents' house for
> Christmas dinner.
> This is to be her first time meeting the family and she is
> very nervous.
> They all sit down and begin eating a fine meal.
>
> The woman is beginning to feel a little discomfort, thanks
> to her nervousness
> and the broccoli casserole. The gas pains are almost
> making her eyes water.
> Left with no other choice, she decides to relieve herself a
> bit and lets out a dainty fart.
>
> It wasn't loud, but everyone at the table heard the
> poof.
> Before she even had a chance to be embarrassed, her
& gt; boyfriend's father looked over at the dog that had
> been
> snoozing under the woman's chair, and said in a rather
> stern voice,
> 'Skippy!'.
>
> The woman thought, 'This is great!' and a big
> smile
> came across her face.
>
> A couple of minutes later, she was beginning to feel the
> pain again.
> This time, she didn't even hesitate. She let a much
> louder and longer rrrrrip.
> The father again looked at the dog and yelled,
> 'Skippy!'
>
> Once again the woman smiled and thought 'Yes!' A
> few minutes later
> the woman had to let another rip.
> This time she didn't even think about it. She let a
> fart rip that rivaled
> a train whistle blowing.
>
> Once again, the father looked at the dog with disgust and
> yelled,
> 'Skippy, get away from her , before she $hit$ on
> you!'
>
>
> Send this to someone who needs a laugh.

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