Jokes for today

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How Fast?
Little Johnny was talking to a couple of boys in the school yard. Each
was
bragging about how great their fathers are.

The first one said: "Well, my father runs the fastest. He can fire an
arrow, and start to run, I tell you, he gets there before the arrow!"

The second one said: "Ha! You think that's fast! My father is a hunter.
He
can shoot his gun and be there before the bullet!"

Little Johnny listened to the other two boys and shook his head. He then
said: "Sorry, dudes... but MY DAD is the fastest. He's a civil servant.
He
stops working at 4:30,... and he's home by 3:45!"


The Race...
Two gas company servicemen, a senior training supervisor and a young
trainee, were out checking meters in a suburban neighborhood. They
parked
their truck the end of the alley and worked their way to the other end.
At
the last house, a woman looking out her kitchen window watched the two
men
as they checked her gas meter.

Finishing the meter check, the senior supervisor challenged his younger
coworker to a foot race down the alley back to the truck to prove that
an
older guy could outrun a younger one.

As they came running up to the truck, they realized the lady from that
last
house was huffing and puffing right behind them. They stopped and asked
her
what was wrong.

Gasping for breath, she replied, "When I see two men from the gas
company
running as hard as you two were, I figured I'd better run too!"



Daily Joke ~ Clinic Check Up

Bill and Bob, two children, were sitting outside a clinic. Bill happened
to
be crying very loudly.

"Why are you crying?" Bob asked.

"I came here for a blood test," sobbed Bill.

"So? Are you afraid?"

"No. For the blood test, they cut my finger.

As Bob heard this, he immediately began crying profusely.

Astonished, Bill stopped his tears and asked Bob, "Why are you crying
now?"


To which Bob replied, "I came for a urine test!"