lost on an island

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lost on an island

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A cruise on the Pacific goes all wrong, the ship sinks, and there are
only 3 Survivors; Bob, Tom and Debbie.
They managed to swim to a small island and they live there for a couple
of years doing what's natural for men and women to do.

After several years of casual sex, all the time, Debbie felt absolutely
horrible about what she was doing.
She felt having sex with both Bob and Tom was so immoral and bad that
she killed herself.

It was tragic, but Bob and Tom managed to get through it. After a while,
Bob and Tom's resistance to nature's urgings waned, and the inevitable
happened.

Well, a couple more years went by and Bob and Tom began to feel
absolutely horrible about what they were doing…………………..


So they buried Debbie.
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Re: lost on an island

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ohhh that is just wrong :ymsick:
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:-o :-o :-o :-o
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Re: lost on an island

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There once was a hermit named dDve....

Who kept a dead _______ in his cave...

She was smelly as _____ and minus one ______, but think of the money he saved.



I am not sure if I should fill in the blanks are not... :ymblushing: :ymblushing: :-\
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