THE baloon

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A little boy blows up a balloon and starts flicking it all
around the house with his finger.
His mother tells him to stop it as he's liable to break
something, but the boy continues.
"Johnny!" Mom screams. "Knock it off." You're going to break something. He stops and eventually Mom leaves for a short trip to the shopping center.
Johnny starts up with the balloon again after his mum has left for
the store... He gives it one last flick and it lands in
the toilet where he leaves it.
Mum comes in and while putting away the groceries gets the urge -
A diarrhoea run.
She can hardly make it to the toilet in time and SPLASH, out it
comes. When she's finished, she looks down and can't believe what she's seeing.
She's not sure what this big brown thing is in the toilet! She
calls her doctor. The doctor is baffled as she describes the
situation, but he assures her he'll be over shortly to
examine everything.

When he arrives she leads him to the bathroom and he gets down on
his knees and takes a long, hard look at the thing. Finally,
he takes out his pen and sort of touches it to see what it
might be and POP!
The balloon explodes and poop is everywhere. On him, the walls, etc.
"Doctor! Doctor! Are you all right?" she asks.
He says, "I've been in this business for over 30 years, and
this is the first time I've ever actually seen a fart!"

You're laughing aren't you ...I know you are!!!