Grandpa is lost!

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Grandpa is lost!

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A heartwarming story.



A small boy was lost at a large shopping mall.

He approached a uniformed policeman and said, ' I've lost my grandpa! '

'The cop asked, ' What's he like? '





The little boy hesitated for a moment and then replied,





'Cold beer and women with big boobs.' :)) :))
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Must be $pare's grandson! :ymdevil: =))
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re3too wrote:Must be $pare's grandson! :ymdevil: =))
Beat me to it :ymdevil:
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Actually... I thought the kid was looking for Jeff's dad... Gene pool... 8-| ;)
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And the problem is what? :-? #-o
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FasterThanYou wrote:
re3too wrote:Must be $pare's grandson! :ymdevil: =))
Beat me to it :ymdevil:
Oh crap! Does that make me FasterThanYou? :D :D
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You can have the name if you'd like but it comes with high expectations. :D :D :D :D
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FasterThanYou wrote:You can have the name if you'd like but it comes with high expectations. :D :D :D :D
.....and a LOT of baggage! :)) :))
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FasterThanYou wrote:You can have the name if you'd like but it comes with high expectations. :D :D :D :D
Hmmmm.......sometimes it jist ain't good to be faster! :D ;) ;;)
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I never said at what though. :D :D :D
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