Commercial lines from the past, anyone remember?

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Commercial lines from the past, anyone remember?

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Brylcream - a little dab will do ya.

plop, plop, fizz, fizz oh what a relief it is.

Ai Yi Yi Yi I am the Frito Bandito!
I like Fritos corn chips I love them I do!

Please don't squeeze the Charmin!"

My bologna has a first name it's Oscar.... my bologna has a last name it's Mayer..... I love to eat it every day and if you ask me why I'll saaaaaaayyyyy.... cause Oscar Mayer has a way with bologna!

I'm a Pepper, he's a Pepper, wouldn't you like to be a Pepper too!"

Hey! You put your chocolate in my peanut butter. You put your peanut butter in my chocolate!

Sorry Charlie!

Hey Vern, It's Ernest.

I like short shorts Nair likes short shorts.

There will be no wine before its time.

Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don’t.

I'd like to teach the world to sing in perfect harmony.
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I am not admitting that I ever heard any of those.
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Spare Change wrote:I am not admitting that I ever heard any of those.
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Yeah there's a few I had not heard before.
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