Five rules for a guy to be happy

[Nervous Wreck]

Five rules for men to follow for a happy life

1. It's important to have a woman, who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job.

2. It's important to have a woman, who can make you laugh.

3. It's important to have a woman, who you can trust and who doesn't lie to you.

4. It's important to have a woman, who is good in bed and who likes to be with you.

5. It's very, very, very important that these four women do not know each other.

<Signed>

Tiger Woods
Orlando, Florida

[E_]

THats baaaddd..

[katie]

Tiger forgot to stop at 4 of them.....