head to foot. The doctor comes in and says,
"Ah, I see you've regained consciousness". Now
you probably won't remember, but you were in
a huge pile-up on the freeway. You're going to
be ok, you'll walk again and everything, but....
your penis was severed in the accident and we
couldn't find it.
The man groans, but the doctor goes on,
"You've got $9000 in insurance compensation
coming and we now have the technology to
build a new penis." They work great but they
don't come cheap . It's $1000 an inch.
The man perks up. "So," the doctor says,
"you must decide how many inches you want."
But this is something you should discuss with
your wife. If you had a five incher before
and get a nine incher now she might be a
bit put out. If you had a nine incher before
and you decide to only invest in a five incher
now, she might be disappointed. It's important
that she plays a role in helping you make a
decision.
The man agrees to talk it over with his wife.
The doctor comes back the next day, "So,
have you spoken with your wife?"
"Yes I have," says the man.
"And has she helped you make a decision?"
Yes" says the man."
"What is your decision?" asks the doctor.
"We're getting granite countertops."
