Beer

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*Beer: As Seen By Seven-Year-Olds*
>
> *A handful of 7-year-old children were asked 'What do you think about beer?'
> *
> *Some interesting responses, but the last one is especially revealing.*
>
> *'I think beer must be good. My dad says the more beer he drinks the
> prettier my mom gets.'*
> *--Tim, 7 years old*
>
> *'Beer makes my dad sleepy and we get to watch what we want on television
> when he is asleep, so beer is nice.'*
> *--Mellanie, 7 years old*
>
> *'My Mom and Dad both like beer. My Mom gets funny when she drinks it and
> takes her top off at parties, but Dad doesn't think this is very funny.'*
> *--Grady, 7 years old*
>
> *''My Mom and Dad talk funny when they drink beer and the more they drink
> the more they give kisses to each other, which is a good thing.'*
> *--Toby, 7 years old*
>
> *'My Dad gets funny on beer. He is funny. He also wets his pants sometimes,
> so he shouldn't have too much.*
> *--Sarah, 7 years old*
>
> *'My Dad loves beer. The more he drinks, the better he dances. One time he
> danced right into the pool.'*
> *--Lilly, 7 years old*
>
> *'I don't like beer very much. Every time Dad drinks it, he burns the
> sausages on the barbecue and they taste disgusting.'*
> *--Ethan, 7 years old*
>
> *'I give Dad's beer to the dog and he goes to sleep.'*
> *--Shirley, 7 years old*
>
> *AND THE BEST RESPONSE…*
>
> *'My Mom drinks beer and she says silly things and picks on my father.
> Whenever she drinks beer she yells at Dad and tells him to go bury his bone
> down the street again, but that doesn't make any sense.'*
> *-- Jack, 7 years old*