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This one has been bouncing around in various mutations since 2006...
http://www.snopes.com/politics/immigration/shoplift.asp

I was just going to post the same link

Demonstrating your stupidity in such fashion should be grounds for immediate removal from office - do not pass go, do not collect $200!

Happy Birthday E!

Happy Birthday Jason!

good to go!

Thanks for concern

Thanks y'all! I'm just happy to be around for another birthday (I believe I said that last year as well)
Lookin' forward to seeing all of you on the water soon!

That email smelled to me. I usually check these out before I get my blood pressure up and "forward to everyone I know".

http://www.snopes.com/politics/christmas/ornaments.asp

___, there are no moderators on FB! (that should seal the deal for him)

crwky wrote:

Cranky wrote:you belong there!

Checking on ___? GNR

Guns N Roses?

you belong there!

Another...
"Criminals love gun control; it makes their jobs safer"

I carry a gun because a cop is too heavy.
(wearing my sidearm on as I type this)

Dang, I thought I got rid of that - stand by for another forum crash!
I'd like to apologize to everyone who has burnt retinas from viewing that bright white object and to all the pygmies in New Guinea