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Why do the pictures get fuzzier as the day goes on? Do cell phones have a BAC too? $:-\$

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She SAYS it is about the grandbaby, but the real reason is that Cousin Ronnie recognizes that boat now and she is trying to escape him! So Crwky, if you buy it, get ready for a Cousin Ronnie infestation.

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Tell Kelly just to stay away from Cousin Ronnie and she should be fine.

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Congrats to you, John, Shawn and GF (for baby) and to soon-to-be Aunt Kelly (for NO baby!).
Tessa kept making that mistake too btw if you remember.

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Monkeys II !!!

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"I was anchored out at the dam yesterday listening to Don (Marine Assist) receive and respond to a call on the VHS."

I'm not sure I know what to say to that. You may need to get out more E. :-D

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E - Yes, ask LC - my babies (19 months in a few days) were out a LOT this summer! They love it! Yes, they don't nap as much, but I think we have that figured out too now. We go to location B, and right before nap time, we pull up anchor and go to where we want to go, location A, and on the ride ther...

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Love it! I concur MPII - I haven't done much in my life, but what little I have done usually has been because someone told me I can't! Carry on! (and don't forget the pics - pics of mid-stream changes and corrections, if any, would be fun too!)

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Good question Katie - no where close. I have been in some rough - may-not-live type - situations. BUT, I have never been so scared as when my children (4 now) were born. The responsibility I feel to make sure not only that they are safe, loved, and fed, but the responsibility that I feel to make sur...

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#5 and I need one (1) 2XL

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I have hit upon what I think may be the ultimate Conservative litmus test. I have asked this among friends for years and the responses always tell me a little bit about "perspective." Here it is: you only have TWO choices, you must pick one, and no hedging. Your option is only one or the other. Opti...

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Please send photos of the first "fitting".

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And yes, E, that struck a nerve: I had just returned from a 'vacation' with the inlaws in upstate NY and I thought I was back there with those liberal, Subaru driving, high tax payin', non-common sense, complaining, motha ----- again! :-D Drag my boat 1300 miles roundtrip and listen to NONSENSE all ...

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Sorry Spare, didn't realize initially that it was under "Jokes". Then, when I did, I thought: "well that is a lousy worthless joke".

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Two things there Spare: First, most of those are made up or significantly changed (not that stupid things are NOT said in Court, because they are), and Second, actually there has been a significant decline in state legislatures (not sure about Congress) in the number of lawyers serving in them. That...

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Too much for me. But someday ....

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Cousin Ronnie, Junebug, and I will be with some 'family friendlies' this weekend if anyone is out. E? Wanna bring that baby out Sat and introduce to my babies?

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Do YOU remember my fat arse? :-D

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That is EXACTLY what I am looking for (but can't afford! - actually as I look at pic again, she is probably bigger than I think - is that a 37 footer?). But just out of curiousity, specs? price? why are you selling?

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1 XXXL please ( I was gonna order a XXL, but if Islander is an XXL, I MUST be a XXXL!)

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I'm with Gumby. Is there a hot dog stand? Cold beer vendor?? Hysterical!

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MAN!! 25 years!?? When did you two get married - when she was 12 and you were 35?
Congratulations! On 25 years of marriage and I guess outliving the statute of limitations!

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Just remember that lil' piece of advice Cousin Ronnie gave at the Forum Party: "Don't ever mix sleeping pills with Ex-Lax"

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What about the $500 deposit I gave to Cousin Ronnie to give to you? Cousin Ronnie said it was needed for "research and development".

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Have you been to Lake County, Northwest Indiana, or most of Chicago? Those folks make Cousin Ronnie look like a Board Member of Mensa!

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They're great guys. Much fun to be around. Cousin Ronnie is an entity into himself. They will both survive without each other and still be friends I suspect.

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Boys, its all about incentives and disincentives. Right now, he has incentives to quit - warm weather, new boat, regular girlfriend, business is booming, flush with cash, etc. Right now he is all in LOVE with all five. Let 2 or maybe 3 of those 5 change or disappear, and well, .... we'll see. :-) Wh...

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I am still the Muslim Shiite though with a cooler and a bottle opener! I know how to work those!

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Here is an embarassing admission - I'm not sure. I think Don is right - 23 feet. Hey, I just drive the thing and pay someone else to take care of it. When I was in my teens and 20s, I could take most of my car apart and put it back together. I am lucky to get the key to work on most things I own now...

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'93 Sea Ray Signature Series Cuddy Cabin
I will be down June 24th, maybe for a MONTH; so, I can do it anytime in that time frame (if it is affordable for me).

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Saw a great piece on Arlington the other night on the Smithsonian Channel. Good history, talked about the burial teams. In '07, they did 6,000+ burials. Went through the qualifications to be buried in Arlington. Highly recc it.

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What kind of price are we talking here? I need one too (and installed), but not sure of the price. Can Suzy and I get a group discount?

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THank you! I now have momma on it!

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E- Where did you get that little float thing with the shade cover over it? I need TWO.

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Houseboat Magazine Photos:

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We'll get into Jabez LATE Thursday night. After some of mom's B&Gs on Friday morning, we'll go get our boats, load 'em up, and go launch them. I would GUESS we would make it over to State Dock between Noon and 2pm.

U2U me on the other site and I will get you my cell. LC Addict has my cell also.

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Small addendum if I may: probably some informal music playin on our boatel and Cousin Ronnie's boatel Friday night, Saturday, and Saturday after the show. Got some friends bringing horns, keyboards, guitars, and I think Cousin Ronnie is bringing his cousin Gary (for traditional country music afficio...

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I think yours is cabin cuddy, correct? If so, not sure they would be interested. BUT, I didn't thnk I was interested in a cabin cuddy either, and now, with 4 little ones, I love it. To go further off topic and incur the wrath of the post police, remind me to chat with you at the Forum Party about ba...

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Not sure, but some of them might 'find religion' that weekend, is my guess.

Actually, one of them is looking at buying a boat for the first time.

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I am not sure any of them are boaters or have been to Lake Cumberland before .... should be .... entertaining.

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Yeah, but Cousin Ronnie and I are up to about 4 boatels for the Spring Forum and NONE of those people are on this forum.

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E - pretty sure you will sell out any extras you have.

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"And Now The End is near And So I face The final Curtain My friend I'll say it clear I'll state my case Of Which I am certain I lived a life that's full I've traveled each and every highway Oh, but more much more than this I did it MY WAY!" Sorry - this may be a highjack. Not sure why, but Elvis cam...

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I will be down and on the water every weekend between now and Aug 9th, EXCEPT for July 24,25 weekend. Look me up! LC Addict can give you my cell number. I'm always good for a cold beverage!

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Is anybody old enough to remember when CB Radios became hot nationwide and different "channels" (read blogs) would have "coffees and meetups" (read raftups), and they would go strong for awhile (met my first girlfriend at one of those btw, but that is a story for another day, and one for the water),...

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Dollars to doughnuts they screw it up by putting in too many stoplights and interchanges. A few years from now, all the businesses move out there. The problem worsens. End result: bypass no longer expedient. These planners never learn.

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Assuming there is not more to the story and all the facts are true, those were all cases that were ripe for a jury trial. I think it is called "jury nullification" wherein the jury ignores the law and does the right thing. Now, if all the boys were 14, 15, 16, etc., there might be more to the story ...

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I am getting grief from the mother of my four (4) children; so, I may not make it. Someone, please take plenty of pictures though of the band. Get to know those guys - they are a lot of fun with a lot of stories. Hopefully, they bring the one and only "Dale Baker" with them. I guarantee the music wi...

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What is the word that keeps coming to mind as I read this....rat?....dat?....no....oh yeah! SPLAT!
So Kevorkian is an outlaw and this guy is a daredevil? Ok.

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The Postman
Starring Kevin Accost-her

Hunt for Red Miss October
Starring Sean Cunnery

Field of Wet Dreams
Starring Jamie, Earl, and Ms. Jones

ok. I'm done.

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DelivHERance
Starring Red Betty, Joan Voight, and Hurt Reynolds

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Boys and girls! How could you NOT like CSM? Let's examine the positives: 1) you have to drive by the boyhood home of Jabezboy to get there 2) great location on the lake 3) you have to drive by the boyhood home of Jabezboy to get there 4) Teddy harris grocery 5) you drive RIGHT BY the boyhood home of...

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Two words: Wes Welker

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Again, don't mind if we lose at this point. And I ASSUME starters won't play much; so, don't really care about this Sunday's game. Issue was, if you were going to "throw the game" (not in a gambler's sense, but you know) then just alert the fans so they know whether they want to attend or give away ...

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I think if they had announced early on, "Hey, we're resting the starters whether we are up or down after halftime," people would have been ok. But to not tell the fans, to let us expect that it was possible, then to jerk them, was .... no class. One of the arguments was that they didn't want to tip ...

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You know.... 15 to 20 years ago, that is what Jabez looked like....

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btw: if you want season tix, you can get them. Get on the list. I believe they went through the list at least once this past off-season. My buddy who sits next to me got called a few times. What they do is if you don't want the tix they are offering, you stay on the list and they go to the next pers...

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Oh,...I should have added, "Its the ring that's the thing"

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SpareChange: As a season ticket holder since '88, and as someone who was in Miami for the '06 SuperBowl, may I suggest to you that I could care less if they go 16-0. At this point, I am hoping for the following: a.) no more injuries, but especially no more injuries to the defensive secondary b.) hom...

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Ah! Steel Magnolias! I knew it was a chick flick, but couldn't put my finger on it. There are TWO strands out there now. One is Spare Change's which appears to be a sci-fi flick (to which i am clueless.). The others is ___ 22 which is GHOSTBUSTERS I believe. First guy: "You're gonna hump her brains ...

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Fried Green Tomatoes??

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Monty Python - the Holy Grail Woman: "Listen, sweetheart, you shouldn't listen to what a woman says when she's in the throes of passion. They say the darndest things. Man: Yeah, you said "________"! Woman: Honey, would you rather I were making love to him using your name, or making love to you using...

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Casablanca

"Tatoo on the lower back? Might as well be a bullseye."

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Uh-oh. I think I was wrong with my Tommy Boy answer (but doesn't Dan Akroyd's character say that at the end of Tommy Boy?).
And now we have two strings going. Since I was probably wrong and Scarface was the correct answer, I think we go to that string.(?)

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Tommy Boy

"I guess them fellas had it comin'"
"We all got it comin' kid."

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Ok, that might have been a game killer....

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Kentucky Rain (Elvis)

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the actual word/phrase used by Bobby Boucher (pronounced "Boo-shay" in the movie) is, "and I like Vickie Valencourt, and she showed me her boobies and I like them too!" And while we are on the subject, my other favorite line from that movie is, "My boy's not college material...he don't have what dey...

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Thanks everyone! .... I think?

As I told E Hillman, I just like hearing about the lake and boats.
Well, and I like the foosball [football].
Well, and I like music
And I like Vickie Valencourt, and she showed me her ______ and I like them too! (Sorry, couldn't resist Waterboy reference).

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